Politically Correct Nursery Rhymes

Love this guy. Many of his books are out of print. Old or new copies available on the net seem to cost a bomb. Tried finding pirated stuff but no luck there either.

Hmm... maybe I should spend a bomb on those books. The bang you get from some things can't be measured by money.

On the other hand... heck, I could buy some really useful trekking gear with that kinda money. Or get some e-books printed.

Anyways, here are two politically correct nursery rhymes shamelessly lifted from excerpts on James Finn Garner's site...


There Was a Crooked Man

There was a crooked man,
And he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a Residence for the Differently Angled.


What are Little Boys Made of?

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Testosterone and not much else.
That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand anyway.
That's what little girls are made of.